Heard in Room 202

So I have some pretty cool roommates. In fact, I have two of them. We have chill times. But basically we've been doing homework--

All.

DAY.

I think we're going crazy. My one roommate just claimed that her back is cramping up from laughing. I'm not sure if that's a scientific thing, but I believe her.

You see, we don't judge each other here. That's how we have such good times. But because we don't judge each other, we just say whatever's on our mind.

I thought I would share some snippets of our conversations with you. Out of context, of course, because that makes them so much more entertaining.

"Wait, did that say stoned and raped?"
"....it said strong and brave."
"Ohhhh, hahaha..."

"One time I went to the hamster market..."

"I think he should be orange because Chester sounds like cheese."
"You mean cheddar?"

"Oh, I think I heard of Jeffrey Dahmer before in my sociology class."
"Really? Who's that?"
"That guy who ate people! No, wait, I heard of him because of Ke$ha."

You see, we have this problem. I think its scientific name would be something like lafficus kronicus (chronic laughing). We can stay silent and study in our room for a while, but then suddenly we burst out with the giggles.

One of the upperclassmen living in our house diagnosed us with a case of the "miggles." This is when you giggle uncontrollably at midnight. I'm not sure if I agree, because we've been like this since 5 pm.

If you know of a cure, please contact me! Because so far, the only advice I've gotten is just to "laugh it out, girl, laugh it out."